Thursday, April 30, 2009

Sanitize, Sanitize, Sanitize

I've spent the last few hours scrubbing my entire room with Lysol - I just finished the last corner, so I'm taking a break to blog. My room now smells like lemony healthiness. The total lack of air circulation is making me a little bit lightheaded, but I see that as a good sign; it's a swine-flu-free dizziness, and that's totally okay with me.

Eating is proving to be a bit difficult. Of course, I absolutely must wash my hands whenever they come in contact with my mouth - there's no question about that. Swine flu lives in your mouth. However, I forgot to gather any silverware before I sealed myself up. As each and every bite requires me to bring my fingers into terrifyingly close quarters with my mouth, I have a lot of handwashing to do. My skin is dry and flaky and starting to crack, but at least it's clean and bacteria free.

All right - back to the grind. This swine flu won't get rid of itself!

- Sam

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