So, after all that sanitizing, I was feeling a little grimy, so I decided to take a shower. Of course, I hadn't even touched the faucet before I realized what I was doing. Taking a shower? In swine-flu-infested water? Not in this airtight dorm room!
After speedily sealing off my shower head, sink, and drains (how could I have missed them in the first place?!) I felt even dirtier than before. What if some swine flu got on me while I was finishing my quarantine? I needed to figure out some way to bathe if I was going to stay healthy.
Luckily, I sealed myself up with plenty of Lysol and Purell. I've concocted a mixture of the two to maximize cleaning power, and am using what used to be my trash can as a washbasin. Sure, my skin is turning red and starting to burn a little, but it's remarkable refreshing. And, of course, it's clean. Very, very clean.
Antibacterially yours,
- Sam
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Remarkably* refreshing, not remarkable. You may be taking necessary precautions against swine flu, but clearly you're not proofreading.
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