Can swine flu travel through the Internet? I know most diseases can't, but swine flu is more dastardly and evil than your ordinary run-of-the-mill virus or bacteria. I'm not sure if it's tuned in to the digital age yet, but just in case, I set up a couple extra firewalls, and put some extra protection on my email.
I've also set up some basic defenses in case anyone tries to break into my totally clean sanctum. There's a big bucket of Purell hanging above my door, poised to fall on anyone who manages to open it. Hopefully, it'll kill any swine flu that they might be carrying with them. Also, I have big, pointy, and sterilized stick to chase the intruder out before he or she does too much damage. When the rest of the world figures out, like I already have, that swine flu is coming to get them, and the mass hysteria and panic sets in, I'm not compromising my health for those too stupid to adequately prepare.
Seriously, people (and the swine flu that has undoubtedly infected you) - Eliot D43 is off limits. Don't even try.
- Sam
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