Last night, I had a terrible nightmare.
I was in this big field, frolicking through the grass. There was all this fresh air, and sunshine, and all that other "outside" stuff that I had almost forgotten about. Everything was all green and blue and beautiful.
Then, I saw them. This, huge, enormous horde of angry pigs, all galloping toward me. They started chanting my name - "Sammmmmmm. Sammmmmmm! Swine flu is coming for youuuuuuuu!!!"
I started running, as fast as I possibly could, away from the giant horde of infested porcine. But as I ran, I started coughing, feeling sore, getting nauseous. I knew it was too late - the swine flu had got me. I collapsed, and just as the enormous stampede of pigs was about to trample me... I woke up.
I'm still safe in my room, but just in case, I've made myself a dreamcatcher out of some pieces of my desk. Who knows how swine flu has learned to travel?
Sweet dreams,
- Sam
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