It gets a little boring being sealed up in a dorm room all day. I can only sanitize every surface in the room and dedicate my psychic energy to eradicating swine flu for so many hours in a day before I start getting a little twitchy. So, to kill the time, I've been watching lots of classic television online - some old Law and Order, some MTV's Undressed - the classics.
Then, I had the great idea to watch some Muppet Show. I love the Muppets - it's comedy genius. I even conducted a Muppet-themed marching band show my senior year of high school. So, I find some on YouTube, and, to my shock and disgust, THERE WAS A PIG ON THE SCREEN. How could I have forgotten about Ms. Piggy? Bitch probably is totally covered in swine flu. I closed the video just in case, but to be safe I've now restricted all internet access to just my blog (which I'm pretty sure is swine flu free).
My laundry is starting to pile up - I'm actually already out of clothes. Part of me wants to keep wearing them, but I'm worried that swine flu can live in dirty clothes. So, for now I'm just being naked all the time. Also, this way I can see any swine flu that might have gotten on my skin. I thought I saw some on my arm, but after scratching off some of my skin I realized it was just a mark from a pen. Oops!
Alright - time to do something about this bleeding wound on my arm. Cheers!
- Sam
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