This morning, my roommate Ben tried to get into the room. Luckily, the planks of wood I've nailed barring the door held up. He seemed a little upset that I've locked him out, and I guess he has a point; all of his stuff is in here. However, I can't let something like that jeopardize my health, and he's probably completely COVERED in swine flu.
To make matters worse, my blockmate Jimmy tried to talk me into opening the door. Now, I love Jimmy to death, but there's something you have to understand. You see, Jimmy is half MEXICAN. He was BORN in MEXICO. If anyone has swine flu, it's Jimmy. I know my friends think I'm being extreme (although when everyone else in the world has swine flu, they'll know I was right) but still, you'd think they'd have more respect for my choices and wouldn't try to deliberately infect me.
I used some extra Lysol this morning, just to make sure.
- Sam
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