I think I saw some swine flu in my dirty clothes. I burned them. My room is full of smoke now, and it's very, very hard to breathe, but I'm pretty sure the swine flu got burned out. I'm laying flat on the floor right now, hoping the smoke continues to rise more so I can eventually stand, or at least sit.
Man, it's hot in here.
- Sam
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
would you like some cheese with that whine about swine?
ReplyDeletesorry, sam. this blog is the biggest waste of time ever. are you serious? 9 facetious entries on swine flu? this is ridiculous.
your entry about fat chicks being vectors of disease, nay, this endeavor in general, calls to mind a lovely anecdote from billy madison:
"what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
but really, you're awesome. please channel your intellectual gift and superior writing abilities towards a more worthwhile endeavor, i.e. livejournal.
love,
your biggest fan